The Advantages of Living in the Country

• Nobody can tell you where to park your cars
• Nobody can tell you where you can park your trailer
• Nobody can tell you when you can water your lawn if they can't see your yard from the road
• The stars are brighter
• The air is less polluted
• You can enjoy the birds and wildlife
• You can keep horses
• There are places to ride
• You can keep just about any animals you want
• You can have a loud party and your neighbors won't complain
• Your kids can leave their bikes lying out in the yard and they won't get stolen
• Your neighbors know to mind their own business
• Your neighbors are nice